Funny New Year Messages and happy New Year SMS
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
~ James Agate
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
~ Brooks Atkinson
New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual
good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as
usual.
~ Mark Twain
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and
repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces
humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. – Eric Zorn
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to
anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls
and humbug resolutions. -Mark Twain
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. -Bill Vaughan
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! -Joey Adams
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? -Ogden Nash
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this
does not encourage them to take up more of my time. -James Agate
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. -Jay Leno
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends
or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off,
someone is bound to be left in tears. -Wystan Hugh (W.H.) Auden
Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody. -Phyllis McGinley
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.
This drunkenness culminates on
New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you
kiss the person you’re married to. -P.J. ORourke
Funny New Year Wishes
We all love a light joke, every now and then. Following are some one
liners which you can use to wish your friends a Happy New Year.
May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!
I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.
May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!
I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavored EDT!
I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year!
I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.
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